productive sobbing

Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.

I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.

by Josyds December 3, 2018

SOB

Refers to a person that you do not hold in high admiration, like calling a person a bastard

Person 1: I heard your employer fired you after you hit that white snow
Person 2: yeah that SOB has a stick up his ass

by catchthefrases2702 May 7, 2024

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Sobbing rn

A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.

Person 1: funny joke

Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Sob Com

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.

That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....

by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012