1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?
by ManBlo August 7, 2023
Get the sloanmug. Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.
Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009
Get the Doctor Sloanmug. This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.
by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021
Get the Luke Sloanemug. "You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"
by wendex March 26, 2023
Get the butthole sloanemug. 
Get the Sloanemug. sloane: sloanes are the highest up of people and tend to enjoy the finer things in life, such as petting dogs, fried rice and cartoons. sloane's make hilarious jokes and think coco's are cute.
by frenchypig March 25, 2021
Get the Sloanemug.