sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy!!!!

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

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Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend kisses !

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

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Sloane

sloane: sloanes are the highest up of people and tend to enjoy the finer things in life, such as petting dogs, fried rice and cartoons. sloane's make hilarious jokes and think coco's are cute.

wow sloane you're hilarious

by frenchypig March 25, 2021

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Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021

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Mellisa sloan

A beautiful girl that looks like one of gods angels.
A fun person to be around.
Looks great in a bathing suit.

"Dude that girl is super hot!"
"Yeah she is! Her name must be Mellisa sloan"

by Jzb3 January 2, 2012

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Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024

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