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testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003
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ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007
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shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.
druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"
by alexmanjina March 3, 2010
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shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.
Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
by Robbie February 15, 2005
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are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 16, 2008
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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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