shim shady

Senior gay kid that goes to carter high school

That shim shady is fishing ugly

by Hernandezs December 24, 2016

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015

Shimmey Shim

The word literally means pure cocaine. The finest cocaine on the streets. Top grade Coke that is broke off off the brick.

He was tired of laced coke so he found a new plug who offered that shimmey Shim.

by The Chosen Jew May 17, 2025

Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 20, 2024

shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

shims

Shitty Timbs, therefore, Shims

You need to retire your shims and get a new pair

by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005