A term used to define someone who appears to be making a mediocre attempt to emulate the emo fashion, but is actually Hispanic with naturally black hair, or is feebly adorned with fragments of clothing and accessories extracted from 90s antisocial subcultures (see homeless). Gracefully rides the tidal waves betwixt emo fashion and Ollie's 5-for-$1 pseudojean pants.
"I thought that chick in Chemistry was hella emo, but then the teacher asked ESPERANZA if she could browse through her ESL folder."
"Seemo."
"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."
"Seemo."
"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."
by Lurvula August 5, 2008
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by The narly man December 7, 2018
Get the Seemsing mug.Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
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Student: Did you hear about (name here)? He got sent to Salem4Youth Ranch!
Student 2: Damn. Lets have a moment of silence for him.
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Student A: YOU HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FULL RAGE!!!!
Student B: wtf does that even mean?
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Student 2: Damn. Lets have a moment of silence for him.
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Student A: YOU HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FULL RAGE!!!!
Student B: wtf does that even mean?
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by jb.anonymous November 18, 2021
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by The best person to ever exist November 26, 2021
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I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.
by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023
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