(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 8, 2009
Get the Pocket Secretmug. by GAWII March 1, 2009
Get the Victoria's Secretmug. A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020
Get the Polish Secretmug. by shntrnr August 20, 2014
Get the secret chillmug. A social deception board game similar to Werewolf or Among Us. This game is
Each player is on one of two teams, the Liberals or the Fascists, but nobody knows anyone's role except for their own. Throughout the game, the group votes on which players they trust to perform certain duties, such as enacting legislation that will advance either the liberals' or fascists' agenda, investigate players to gather intelligence, or killing some to remove them from the game entirely. The game ends when either one side has completed their agenda, or if the player with the "Secret Hitler" role (the captain of the Fascist team) gets elected/killed.
The game is very easy to learn, fun to play, and a great way to see how well you can read your friends when they may be trying to lie to you
Each player is on one of two teams, the Liberals or the Fascists, but nobody knows anyone's role except for their own. Throughout the game, the group votes on which players they trust to perform certain duties, such as enacting legislation that will advance either the liberals' or fascists' agenda, investigate players to gather intelligence, or killing some to remove them from the game entirely. The game ends when either one side has completed their agenda, or if the player with the "Secret Hitler" role (the captain of the Fascist team) gets elected/killed.
The game is very easy to learn, fun to play, and a great way to see how well you can read your friends when they may be trying to lie to you
"Hey man do you want to come over tonight to play Secret Hitler?"
"Sure! Last time we played, Kendra completely had me fooled and convinced me she was on my team when she was trying to kill me the whole time!"
"Sure! Last time we played, Kendra completely had me fooled and convinced me she was on my team when she was trying to kill me the whole time!"
by BrunoMan December 28, 2020
Get the Secret Hitlermug. Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
Get the Secret Juicemug. by mlke June 11, 2006
Get the Secret Biggiemug.