Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

by The Barnacel September 25, 2020

Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

Pecker Pudding

Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.

Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.

by Roamer of Rooms June 21, 2010

Spooky Pudding

That good pussy that one gets on Halloween.

Derek: “Yo Chris what did you do on Halloween?”
Chris: “I got that Spooky Pudding last night!”

by Ya Mum’s Worst Noightmare October 5, 2018

pudding ron

This is a nickname for Florida governor Ron DeSantis. The nickname was coined by Elliot and Ricky from YouTube channel Internet Today. It was coined after a story about Ron DeSantis eating chocolate pudding with three fingers instead of a spoon.

Pudding Ron is coming for your medicare.

by Magoo84 April 15, 2023

Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009