Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet

"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"

by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023

Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object

"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family

by anonymous May 22, 2024

reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends

A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.

by guest75462 February 27, 2024

genshin premium

Genshin premium is a code for someone that found love in the game Genshin Impact or play together with their significant other in Genshin Impact therefore when you see someone posting with their COOP teammate and captioning it "Genshin Premium" it means they are in a relationship inside Genshin

Wow she have Genshin Premium, must be nice.

by Fyii776 March 17, 2024

Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.

Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022