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Este Tipo está Potrón
by Javier. April 26, 2003
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portions for foxes

An allusion to a Rilo Kiley song in which she talks about a fuckbuddy relationship meaning that no matter what it's bad news, but both people like it for the time being.
Eventually, sweetie, we'll all be portions for foxes so damn the torpedoes and let me finish.

"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "
by Alfredo232 November 23, 2011
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portion control

Portion control is how much food they serve you at fast food restaurants
Hey bro let's go to Taco Bell no bro you won't get full there their portion control
by jimbomcc February 24, 2017
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Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.
(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"
by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009
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Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.
Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
by P R Me June 28, 2010
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Potlong

A variation of the term NPC. Someone who has such a little effect they may as well be replaced by a traffic cone.
Jimmy does absolutely nothing, he is such a potlong
by CHRISTOPHER LIFVENBORG June 2, 2023
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portions

Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

To have portions on someone>
Did you have portions?
Yes
What kind?
Just kissing.
by Jellybean October 3, 2003
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