Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.

Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.

by El Choso November 8, 2025

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by iamyouthportal November 22, 2021

Portals

Portals is the 3rd studio album by American singer and songwriter Melanie Martinez. It’s a bop.

Person: “have you heard portals?”
Everyone with taste: “fuckk yeah!”

by Curlycue April 13, 2023

Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024

PORTALS

An album by Melanie Martinez released on March 31, 2023.

Oh My God, have you heard the new Melanie Martinez album PORTALS? It's so good!!!

by lamalandrina May 31, 2023