Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

porcelain challenge

A trend started in late 2022 involving snorting ground up china. This trend was widely participated in and resulted in massive amounts of hospitalizations and deaths.

Brandon and I did the porcelain challenge last week. Best trend ever

by Harry114 October 2, 2022

georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 5, 2014

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

Porcelain Cowboy

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

by 32opal February 24, 2015

The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 January 15, 2016