pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 27, 2019

Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 06, 2018

Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.

I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!

by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019

pooper goop

Goop that comes from your pooper.

Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.

by Pimp Masta Mark April 17, 2007

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 26, 2010

pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.

He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.

by daybreak02 May 15, 2016

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 22, 2020