Movie Pervert

Someone who loves movies that fuck with the mind.
The movies he likes fuck with my mind! He's such a movie pervert.
by Mr.Foxx August 9, 2016
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Pervert's Paradox

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
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extreme pervertion

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.
Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.
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pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.
Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.
by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008
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Penis Pervert

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.
by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019
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Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.
by vivaci January 19, 2010
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Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert
"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."
by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009
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