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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!
by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010
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word-perv

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.
A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.
by LeNair Xavier April 22, 2015
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Subway Perv

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.
Yo, I had to straight up confront a subway perv on the 6 today!
by TufHunny August 26, 2009
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Pete the Perv

A ruh-tared kid whos a big Perv that has been pervin since 1996
Man a"hey man you saw that kid pete the perv???"

Man a"yeah man hes been pervin since 1996"
by ZeR47 March 29, 2010
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perv-basher

1. any one who discriminates against and/or looks down on any other person based on them making perverted jokes, liking to watch porn and is too young, openly admitting to jacking off, looking at a girl's cleavage when they bend over based on natural urge, etc.....

many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly

just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.

2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)
chloe- ewwy my friend told me that you always talk about sex and make dirty jokes

me-correct and so what?

chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person

me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!
by Gbet February 1, 2010
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fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.
Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana
by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009
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