The Penis Song, by Eric Idle
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
by Marc Country June 05, 2024
by Claire Starwards February 15, 2021
When Percy from vox machina rails the shit out of your ass so you lay a dragons egg and give birth to a fish
by Bussy licker March 07, 2022
Perci is the most gorgeous and amazing person in the world, he’z so cool and therez no reason not to love honk
by Fritz <3 April 08, 2022
Ayanda Damane, known as Perci Daman is a South African Blogger and Media Personality, he has made a huge impact in giving hope to young adults.
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ink is a person who would make you laugh. make you smile. worry about you. ink always was amazed about the stupidest things ever like a talk cat like wtf anyways ink spent his time with girlfriend kayla.
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