Novice penetrator

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.

Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.

by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020

funimation and penetration

Basically Netflix and chill, but with anime instead. Because anime is life.

Person1: Hey, later wanna do some funimation and penetration?
Person2: That’s a bit sudden, but ok!

by saucy00boy May 9, 2022

penetrative gasp

re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.

her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!

lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)

a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

Digital Penetration

A sexual act involving the insertion of a digital camera (most commonly a Sony CyberShot) into a sexual orifice

"Digital Penetration.... Is that something to do with digital cameras?" - Laura P.

by mjwill90 February 4, 2010

Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

mcdouble penetration

A spit-roast performed by two obese men dressed as Ronald McDonald while eating McDonald's.

john and Pete performed a mcdouble penetration on Susan

by yellowsauruas October 2, 2015