Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.

Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton

by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD

dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT

by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019

Payton

really cute bottom ( who says theyre a top ) who wants to marry a gal named ellyana. shes a hardcore lesbian but has a soft spot for awsten knight. shes an angel and deserves the world!!!

ellyana: im gay for a girl
person: oh worm who
ellyana: Payton
person: i mean she is a Payton

by cancelly October 22, 2019

Payton

The most annoying girl ever usally gosips with everybody and only hangs with her click. (AKA) a basic white girl.

Payton is ugly

by BIGECHEAZitz May 6, 2020

Payton

A lonely girl who blogs her life away and uses Polyvore way too much

"Where's Payton today?"
"What do you think? She's on the Internet, like always."
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No."

by kbjfndagoregn May 28, 2013

national payton day

this day is dedicated to the most unenthusiastic best friend ever who never hyped me up and always asks for praise when she doesn’t even help

wow i’m such a good friend, when is national payton day?

by yourmom1395 December 11, 2019