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Parley

To chill or marinate after workin or some form of activity
Man, I'm bout to go to da house and parley for a minute.
by Showtime12 July 27, 2005
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parly

A nickname for any Parliament cigarette, although most commonly referenced for Parliament Lights.
Lemme get one a dem parlys
by teimu December 9, 2007
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parlagames

1: hey dude wanna play at topstrix today?
2: ew no let's be cool and play in the parlagames
1: yea you're right
by TheHandsomeYoni May 23, 2021
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The Paralyzer

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
by J Awesome March 24, 2009
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Fortnite paralysis

When a child plays fortnite for to long and doesn’t respond to any movement or anything outside of the game.
by John Hugo November 16, 2019
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Parkay

When a slut is buttery, meaning she is easlily spread
Everyone fucks that hoe, she is parkay.
by Robert Chris October 3, 2004
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coondog paralysis

Also known as Acute Polyradiculoneuritis. This is a canine neurological disorder caused by exposure to certain contaminants contained in the feces, saliva, urine and blood of many small animals, such as racoons, possums and skunks.

The 'agent' then sets off an overreaction of the immune system, which leads to paralysis beginning in the back legs and moving forward, eventually leading to heart attacks and pulmonary failure. Some dogs will continue to eat and drink for a while, some will not.

The treatment for this disease is life support until the worst passes, followed by gradually increasing physical therapy. Once infected, the dog will always be at a greatly increased risk of contracting it again, but it can be survived with proper treatment.

Some symptoms to watch for are:
- Weakness starting in the hind legs and progressing to all legs
- Weak bark
- Development of severe weakness
- Total inability to stand
- Shallow breaths or difficulty breathing
- Stiff or rubbery back legs
- Loss of interest in food and/or water
- General lethargy
- Resistance to attempts to walk the dog
- Loss of bowel and/or bladder control
- Fluid in the lungs
- Heart attack
If your dog exhibits any of these symptoms, be sure to ask your vet about coondog paralysis, also known as acute polyradiculoneuritis - it could save your dog's life.

See specialty pet websites for details, or do a web search.

"Man, my vet told me my dog was just old, but then I found out about coondog paralysis, and he had all the symptoms. If I had known, they could have saved my dog. I never should have let him poke his nose in that hole under the bush."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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