Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe January 18, 2008

thats calm

'that's calm' is reference to the feeling you get when you take a chick cinema and they be like £48.75 for 2 popcorn and drinks.

cashier: sir, that'll be £48.75.

you *soul is on 1% battery life*: thats calm

by m0is.t October 05, 2017

Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 21, 2009

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 10, 2009

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki January 23, 2012

calm your ballz

The act of calming down after getting very quickly angry.

-"WTF you just hit my car!"
-"calm your ballz dude, it was an accident."

by hurkenator January 27, 2010

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 01, 2007