YOU NEED TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OK OR ELSE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT AT THE HIGH PERFORMENCE RATE THEY COULD BE!
by bublimbitsgw August 14, 2017

"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
by jem stiltshire January 23, 2014

by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
