a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009
Get the murked ass hoemug. A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.
Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017
Get the i will murk youmug. this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.
by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010
Get the murk em upmug. this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009
Get the Murk a nigg nationmug. A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).
Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.
Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.
Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.
Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024
Get the murk rockmug. Murk is used to describe a person that typicaly has intimate relationship with your mother and is 190cm or 6.2 feet tall. He is mostly known for his famous line "jebem ti mater", but is also famous for "picka ti materna", "fuki se", "FAKING", "posilu ti bom mami" and more.
Murk also has a brother that is infact older than he is and does like to fuck your mom as well.
Murk also has a brother that is infact older than he is and does like to fuck your mom as well.
by Jerryishairy November 12, 2019
Get the Murkmug. When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
Get the penis murkingmug.