Misty Blu

Misty Blu is a girl who is very fragile on the inside but the toughest thing on the outside.

She is such a Misty Blu

by Country.GirlXP November 6, 2016

misty cheeks

Means having wet butt cheeks from sitting on a bench after some mist

Ben got dem misty cheeks

by Cookie Monster10531 December 2, 2017

Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023

Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.

Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.

by Spyro390 September 23, 2022

Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.

Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

by honest faithful women September 4, 2023

nicka bish misty

A deli worker supplying the town with roast beef cuts and $lu$😂💁

Nicka bish misty: A roast beef supplier

by Amarie3 August 18, 2020