Melonism 

Melonism is a religion that is equal to communism and melon

INotDumb is a creator of Melonism

Melonism by INotDumb December 16, 2019

osty melon 

Jason Knapp, yung tug tru rappur.

osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang, spent 5 dollars at the Gucci store Osty melon

osty melon by Osty gang user September 7, 2018

spice melon 

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

spice melon by john121313 October 26, 2008

melon tap 

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

melon tap by MZ! January 8, 2009

Meloniser 

A cunt. No other words can describe this person other than a Cunt

Oh Hi Meloniser you cunt

Meloniser by Meloniser February 13, 2017

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

melon be smellin 

melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the [e-mail] . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.

twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.

melon be smellin by Joey Jackson Johnson August 3, 2022