mellow meth

Why naturally Xanax. Just as wonderfully addictive as meth, but produces a much more mellow effect.

Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

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Mellow Yellow bubble bath.

The act of fully giving zero fucks in a bathtub: you’re dehydrated, emotionally drained, maybe binge-drinking, and mid-bath you just pee… in bright Mellow Yellow glory. You keep scrubbing, sipping, or staring at the ceiling because nothing — not shame, not hygiene, not life — matters right now. Bubbles and vanilla musk optional, chaos mandatory.

“After three days of crying and tequila, I just took a Mellow Yellow bubble bath and didn’t give a damn.”
“Depression-era binge drink, jumps in tub, pees Mellow Yellow, keeps scrubbing — classic Mellow Yellow bubble bath."

by Sahira Persephone January 2, 2026

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Mellow Bird's

Mellow Bird's is a popular granular coffee brand that made it's debut in the 1970's, and subsequently made a resurgence in 2025 when social media users began talking about it and getting social media creators to say it for comic effect

Do you drink Mellow Bird's?

No but I saw someone ask Cheryl Fergison if she drinks it on TikTok live

by kathyprice2007 January 31, 2025

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