Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Technically Legal

its legal but not really

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.

by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012

legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

legal heroin

A term used to describe opiates, such as oxycontin, that can be prescribed by a doctor.

I broke my arm last week so my doctor prescribed me some legal heroin.

by Got_You March 8, 2019

being legal

someone who is being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"

by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020

legal knod

Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.

He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod

by Oats1029 November 7, 2020

Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 20, 2017