When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018
Get the Illinois Lawnmowermug. The definition of lawnmower, one word José
The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020
Get the lawnmowermug. by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022
Get the Lawnmowermug. The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
by Morris Lester January 30, 2025
Get the Hitler's Lawnmowermug. When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
Get the lawnmower gregmug. by anonymous February 24, 2023
Get the human lawnmowermug. A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.
by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021
Get the Arab Lawnmowermug.