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law graduate 

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.
law graduate by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019
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Law of 32 

When a women is 32 or older and single and has not been divorced or had a child, this women is considered damaged goods and mentally unstable and should be avoided!
Hey what happened with you and becca?

Dude, law of 32 came in place!

Really… to bad how old?

34.

Tough break man.
Law of 32 by thepuck September 24, 2008

law school 

An institution for the study of law. Selecting candidates according to their academic qualifications and their personal character, it focuses on the professional education of lawyers and the academic study of the law. It not only teaches the law in its current form but fosters the creativity and analytic capability needed to see the law relative to all of its possible manifestations and to the static idea of justice. Thus the student learns to criticize the law, theorize it, and discover ways to change it for the better.
"Bob went to the University of Michigan Law School."
law school by ninjastyle December 8, 2009

law of reinforcement 

for every person of an ethnic background who does not fit into a stereotype of said ethnic background, there is (are) an individual(s) who will reinforce said stereotype.
"Why is it that for ever mexican/spanish person trying to not be the ghetto cliche, there is an apartment complex full of them reinforcing it?" - Guy one

"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two

Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
Law of Textivity by NYobserver November 30, 2011

law of shananagans 

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions
law of shananagans by stud-muffin November 27, 2012