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Spiffy in a Jiffy 

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
Spiffy in a Jiffy by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Look at that jiffy 

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.

get the jiffy foot mug 

When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought
Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever
Jaffy is a name derived from the ancient Palestinian port city of Jaffa located seaward of Tel-Aviv the largest city in Israel. Japho (Jaffo translated in Greek) is also in reference to this ancient city located on the Mediterranean Sea.

Jaffa was a stopping point for Christians on the pilgrimage to Jerusalem. This region is the cradle of Freemasonry and where the Knights of the Templar discovered King Solomon's treasure.

Jaffy is a name for someone from this region or with ties to this historically rich and fascinating part of the world.
"I feel like King Solomon or another Jaffy looking out over the sea on the walls of Jaffa"

"Lets go ask Jaffy how they built these sea walls that have lasted centuries"
Jaffy by Alexandro Sicily July 18, 2020
Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
Jeffy by Matt saber April 11, 2017
A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.
Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.
Jeffyeet by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020