ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 18, 2011
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Ground-felt

To get grinded upon and felt up at the same time. It has to happen on the ground and the ground has to be made of felt.
"Meg was startled when she was ground-felt repeatedly at her Christmas party."
by Danuzi August 17, 2013
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Ground Donut

by BatAIDS_STL November 11, 2019
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suits on the ground

Similar to 'boots on the ground,' 'suits on the ground' means that the CIA or other clandestine non-military organizations are operating in a foreign country.
We about to invade Whatever-istan because there are suits on the ground.

Anne: In order to win the war we have decimate the country with 'boots on the ground'.
Bob: No we can just overthrow the dictator with 'suits on the ground'.
by Dick McBallsux October 14, 2013
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pk ground

The best PSI in mother 3, offense wise
NK CYBORG: hahahae I'm strong
Kumatora: pk ground
NK CYBORG: Shit
by Mother 3 March 28, 2022
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ground snack

A person of the opposite sex that’s incredibly attractive, but very close to the ground because of their height.
Kyle have you seen Maggie since she got back? She’s a total GROUND SNACK!
by LemmeCopThat August 01, 2019
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Ground Drugs

What you call your brother-in-law’s girlfriend who can’t stop searching the ground with her phone flashlight for drugs at EDM.
Let’s party with Ground Drugs tonight!
by Gang_Bang September 05, 2019
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