mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014

Hermitting

Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment

This girl is hermitting today because of the weather.

by Hermitt badger November 9, 2015

pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016

Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

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Person 4: Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025