mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020

hermit dares

not to be confused with hermit challenges

hermit dares

by sniper nate June 8, 2022

Hermit Nerd

A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.

The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.

by Hermit nerd November 19, 2018