Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 17, 2019
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mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016
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hermit dares

hermit dares
by sniper nate June 08, 2022
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Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out
by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020
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