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Hermit

A hermit is a person who is socially awkward or spends most of his/her time alone. Hermits prefer the company’s of themselves
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Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out
by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020
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poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
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arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.
timmy quit being such a arse hermit .
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mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.
"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"
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hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.
"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"
by SwoleStealer July 15, 2016
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Hermit

A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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