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Fungused

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.
Did you hear the news? Ruby fungused Jonas! That's awfully suspicious of Jonas.
by Funguser November 18, 2021
mugGet the Fungusedmug.
Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022
mugGet the Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungusmug.

toe fungus feb

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb
by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021
mugGet the toe fungus febmug.

foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
mugGet the foot fungusmug.

thug fungus

another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..
person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus
by thugshaker420 June 7, 2022
mugGet the thug fungusmug.

Wild West Fungus

A fungus discovered from prolonged exposure to the Wild West. Recent studies have shown that it can mutate to a Brain Rot Fungus, capable of turning ones brain into a toilet like shape, and spouting tentacles.
by DeproDJ April 20, 2024
mugGet the Wild West Fungusmug.

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
mugGet the Monkey Fungusmug.

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