A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
Get the Flashbang wankmug. by BJR November 8, 2012
Get the flashbangingmug. by Dat_🅱️oi_Keel May 19, 2018
Get the Flashbangmug. You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
Get the The brown flashbangmug.