The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.
Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay
by burningme August 14, 2011
Get the SM-Essaymug. That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
Get the Essaiemug. "Woah did you see Juan over there hes the new mexican at our school what an Ese"
"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"
"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"
by Knuckiehater123 October 24, 2023
Get the Essaymug.