Joe Bag'o'Donuts

a common phrase used in Mr Will's history classes, referring to your average Joe or someone he may have ran into while at the submarine races or drinking his root beer. he's a bodiless entity, one that can be used to fill in the hole that people constantly come across when "point making" within the classrooms at Tiverton High School.

"I don't give a damn if the president or effing ...Joe Bag'o'Donuts comes here"

"These Cuban cigar stores, they just don't care who walks in as long as you got the money, it can be someone as old as me, someone as young as you or Joe Bag 'O' Donuts!"

by tiverton high! March 30, 2008

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

skeet donuts

the most luscious donut concieved by man! usually a filled donut with the creamy filling skeeted right in... kinky!

hey essay let me tell smthin to chu eh? yo down for some skeet donuts today essay!?

by unit... aka j-unit December 6, 2006

cheese donuts

Premature defication of half digested food that occurs during anal intercourse.

"She didn't use an enema and now I have cheese donuts all over my scrotum."

by Spiff_Mellif September 20, 2018

donuts

1. to have soft balls.
2. tire-shaped deliciousness.
3. DUNKIN DONUTS.

Sally: "i kicked him so hard i think he has donuts now."

by sillygirl2342343 June 9, 2010

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.

Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!

by I AM The Horn! February 27, 2009