Domestic Violence

When a womans man gives her buck so she teaches him a lesson by stricking down on him and showing who's boss in the relaionship

"Domestic Violence" When a man replies to his girlfriend/wifes joke that he'll hit her back for real, she will teach him never to say it again

by orlapants:P April 13, 2011

domestic porn

When a book/song/TV show/picture that's not supposed to be porn and isn't advertised to be porn.. turns out to be porn.

GUY 1: "Hey, did you get that new comic book?"
GUY 2: "Yeah."
GUY 1: "Did you like it?"
GUY 2: "They had sex scenes all through the first issue."
GUY 1: "It sounds like you bought yourself some domestic porn."

by Here's a Guy January 10, 2010

domestic bitch

A person who is so annoying and so beyond basic, they become domesticated

Honestly, Joana, you are being such a domestic bitch

by Xavier Shaw October 03, 2016

Domestic Violence

Black people do this to:
1. Get arrested
2. Get a divorce
3. Take there anger out on somebody

Dude 1: One of my friends (the black one of course) what to get a divorce. What should I do?
Dude 2: Tell him about Domestic Violence

by I'm AW350M3 April 07, 2012

Domestic punishment

The act of beating your wife face with your erect penis

Honey! You didn't finish the dishes, get in here for your domestic punishment.

by Marstootall November 14, 2014

domestic pussy

Pussy that is reserved for an exclusive relationship. One that includes long term commitment and/or marriage. A women who only has sex with one partner and with whom they share a home.

Single men what the exclusivity of domestic pussy, but can't the responsibility that comes with it.

by Queen Melanin November 15, 2016

Domestic Warlord

The Charlie Sheen of all things domestic & home related. Particularly with a propensity toward kitchen related activities.

"Holy fuck, Courtney is a Domestic Warlord! She just whipped up a Mexican feast! And she folded the washing!"

by Ryfi sound system December 28, 2011