diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.

bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.

by The real jesus December 12, 2013

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

Squon diddly darn fuck

Advanced what the fuck to an exponential degree enterchangable with squidly darn fuck

What in the squon diddly darn fuck did you just say

by Veldrexin September 22, 2021

dip the diddly do

Basically, it means to have sex, it is usually used when the situation is awkward.

Dude: would you like to... U know... Dip the diddly do?
Girl: Sure!

by ShopMrbeast.com November 25, 2018

Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.

"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"

by Skinceclayton February 25, 2014

diddly pop

when someone falls on the ground in a funny way and it makes a loud noise

*person 1 falls and slams ground*
person 2: HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS
person 3: WHAT A DIDDLY POP

by Flivia Oerreri December 24, 2022

shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021