Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby

No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart

by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025

hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025

Department of War

Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)

I'm loving how the Department of War is bringin' sexy back to the DOD!

by geeterguy September 7, 2025

Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they say “yes very based”

1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based

by Red40isgood February 5, 2025

Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).

“You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”

by latrelljennings June 4, 2023

hung in the ass department

when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.

dude 1: did you see that girl over there?

dude 2: no, why?

dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.

by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”

by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024