by nickjcutie93 June 9, 2009
Get the Shane Dawsonmug. E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.
LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!
by Kraut July 20, 2004
Get the Rickey Dawsonmug. by DawsonArmy June 14, 2011
Get the Shane Dawsonmug. dawson creek (bleek) home of the schitzophernic society where
horny house wifes are cheating, with husband's friends, and cousins of the same family it is also the
home of disabled children being put up for adoption, and given to priests who preach about not having sex, to young unwed pregnant teenage girls, which most of them are native girls, yet dawson bleek is
the frozen hole of the earth, where lingerie consists of tube socks, long johns and flanel pajamas, and even in minus 40 below and drunk you still walk to robin's donuts for coffee with friends and don't come home til at least 11 in the morning, because partying at the bar does'nt end at 2 am, like it does in the city, because dawson bleek's red necks know how to party unlike wimpy city folk, the bar closes at 4am, then you go to a bootlegger and pick up a flat of beer, and head to a kegger where everyone stumbles home stoned and sloshed just before noon. so if you ever decide to visit this place in the middle of no where expect to find, drunk, cheap girls, crazy people off their medications running around town, while red neck men drive around in their trucks trying to pick up women with lame ass lines like hey baby wanna screw, while they smile with half their teeth missing, and mispronoucing the words cause they are too stoned on e. so welcome to dawson bleek a place where there is always someone to talk about.
horny house wifes are cheating, with husband's friends, and cousins of the same family it is also the
home of disabled children being put up for adoption, and given to priests who preach about not having sex, to young unwed pregnant teenage girls, which most of them are native girls, yet dawson bleek is
the frozen hole of the earth, where lingerie consists of tube socks, long johns and flanel pajamas, and even in minus 40 below and drunk you still walk to robin's donuts for coffee with friends and don't come home til at least 11 in the morning, because partying at the bar does'nt end at 2 am, like it does in the city, because dawson bleek's red necks know how to party unlike wimpy city folk, the bar closes at 4am, then you go to a bootlegger and pick up a flat of beer, and head to a kegger where everyone stumbles home stoned and sloshed just before noon. so if you ever decide to visit this place in the middle of no where expect to find, drunk, cheap girls, crazy people off their medications running around town, while red neck men drive around in their trucks trying to pick up women with lame ass lines like hey baby wanna screw, while they smile with half their teeth missing, and mispronoucing the words cause they are too stoned on e. so welcome to dawson bleek a place where there is always someone to talk about.
by daisy_69 June 27, 2006
Get the dawson creekmug. One of the most subscribed people on YouTube. He's REALLY funny and talented.
Known for his scetches involing Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd and S-Deezy.
Most of his fans are teenage girls (like myself) who are madly in love with him. (and who wouldn't be??)
Known for his scetches involing Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd and S-Deezy.
Most of his fans are teenage girls (like myself) who are madly in love with him. (and who wouldn't be??)
Me: "OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH SHANE DAWSON!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!"
My friend: "Back off bitch he's mine ;) "
Me: "NEVER!"
My friend: "Back off bitch he's mine ;) "
Me: "NEVER!"
by <3ILoveShaneDawson<3 August 8, 2010
Get the Shane Dawsonmug. by Thomas the dank engine69 August 22, 2019
Get the Shane Dawsonmug. The Cat Rapist Of 2019.
Hey! It’s a fucking cat! *unzips pants* OooHoooHooooOooOoooH.
*idubbz appears* Hey! That’s pretty good!
Shane Dawson is 2019’s internet YouTube meme, because he exposed himself on a podcast by saying that he raped his cat.
*idubbz appears* Hey! That’s pretty good!
Shane Dawson is 2019’s internet YouTube meme, because he exposed himself on a podcast by saying that he raped his cat.
by SubToCryptactivate April 9, 2019
Get the Shane Dawsonmug.