Makes Genghis Khan look like a fucking baby. He's extremely cute, sweet and caring but will not hesitate to cut a ma'fucka. His penis is as majestic and awe-inspiring as Mount Everest. If you ever meet one in person be sure to bow to his prowess and offer a large donation or a living sacrifice.
Vladimir Putin totally went Bradley Dalton and shot down a U.F.O. with a BB gun while riding a Polar Bear.
by BooMayneBD January 10, 2018
Don't be a Dalton Davis!
by a_guy_098 January 31, 2020
A fucking pimp also known as a pussy magnet, he is so fucking hot that every girl wants him also every man, he's rich ( rich in poon ) no one can compare to Dalton Hunt, he's the OG.
by Pat McHunt March 18, 2016
nrhv daltons dick
by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019
Person 1: hey dude why did furryman123 log off runescape?
Person 2: oh he's a total jay dalton, i think he's doing heroin for a bit.
Person 2: oh he's a total jay dalton, i think he's doing heroin for a bit.
by ninetyate July 15, 2019
Someone who is of average height, weighs 180 pounds, claims to lose weight yet the next week is 185 pounds is stubborn not particularly bright, can't read and is bald.
Person 1: I have coronavirus therefore I have a significantly higher chance of dying then you
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times
by Professor Intercourse man September 17, 2021
by Glandeus March 18, 2014