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Crickets

occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.

From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.
I tried to call that guy that I hooked up with and all I got was crickets.
by LMac311 February 25, 2009
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clicked up

A misspelling of the word cliqued up. Used mostly by rappers and gang members.
As PIRU got bigger they clicked up with other gangs...
by elderElder April 24, 2011
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Cracked a fat

Commonly used Australian term, to obtain an erection. Can often be used as an insult in a comical sense.
by joe22 November 11, 2004
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Crickett

The sweetest most kind-hearted person you will ever meet. She loves animals and always puts others before herself. Gives money to homeless people and cries when she sees them. Crickett is very sympethetic toward others and is family oriented.
Guy: aww Crickett is so sweet!
Girl: yeah i know she's so great!
by jojo092491 August 20, 2011
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tit cricket

a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.
did ya see that steveo just got two sixes in a row! what a legend!
by jimi July 14, 2004
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Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.
Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
by Paddy V June 14, 2007
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shit cricker

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.
*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!
by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016
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