diamond commercial

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.

Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.

by Donnie Gray December 17, 2008

Commercial

Bootleg GANG GANG

yo did you hear commercial by lil baby, it’s bootleg GANG GANG

by Leonard661 May 3, 2020

WOCKY COMMERCIAL

Pouring Atleast A 4 In Your Choice Of Beverage With Out The Use Of Spinach- LG 💕

My Head Been Hurting All Day Bro You Feel Like Making Me A Wocky Commercial?

by WOCKEPEDIA September 9, 2021

commercial Volume

the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.

Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.

by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

Little Babies Ice Cream commercial

Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.

You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.

You: What?

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Commercial Sync

While flipping between two separate shows on TV and they are unfortunately both on commercial breaks simultaneously.

"Yo it's commercial - flip back to the hockey game"
"More commercials.. I hate commercial sync, fuckin' thing sucks!"

by Tin Mayne May 27, 2014