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plumber sex

A plumber who masturbates himself with his 'tools of the trade', Usually done while on the job.
"I can't believe it Dude! Plumber Sex is insane!"
by Moah Limor May 1, 2018
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Plumber's Tape

A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.
My buddy thought he could please his girlfriend by giving her the plumber's tape.
by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016
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Plumber's Pocket

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.
Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
by ENGL346 March 21, 2013
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plumber fuck

the sexual move when a man fucks a woman in the ass, and somehow, against nature's will, forces the end of his dick out of the womans vagina so it can be rubed.
Jane screamed as i forced through to attempt a plumber fuck.
by tmac May 13, 2005
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Date with a [plumber]

Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).
It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was desperatly looking forward to her upcoming date with a plumber!
by SexintheCityJerseyGirl October 4, 2007
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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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Dutch Plumber

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis standing back to back.
The boys didn't fancy watching each other, so they gave the Dutch Plumber a go.
by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010
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