Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

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Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.

"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

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Bruv date

A date between one and one’s partner, doing regular stuff you’d do with your mates with your partner. Such as pub and Guinness

Hey babe, wanna go on a bruv date?

by Najtopia January 13, 2025

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Bruv

It’s a British word for bruh

British gyal: “Is that your mum?”

British gyal 2: “nah bruv that’s your mum”

by Yourdadstinkytoesbigones March 19, 2023

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Bruv

A combination of Love and Bro originating from England. Love is used to show affection towards another, while Bro refers to one's male companion. This combination goes a step beyond the slang word Bro to include affection as well. Bruv has grown to simply be used in place of Bro likely due to ignorance of its origins and intended usage in the homosexual community.

The bruver's fight could be heard next door.

by Mitch_B March 24, 2023

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