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ur auntie a thotty 

The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.
Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance

fattie auntie 

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating
Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!
fattie auntie by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018

look like somebody’s auntie 

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

Ur auntie asexual 

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes
Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

Unc(k)/Auntie

Unc(k)/Auntie Is a drug related street term for a man or woman who comes around and buys drugs, whatever it may be.
Unc(k)/Auntie
Could be an actual family member, a family friend or just a person of older age (OG).

"Alright I'll catch y'all later I gotta' serve

my unk/(auntie) up real quick. "

"That cheese really coming in!!! Ain't that right auntie/(unk) ??? "

"Naaa, that's not really my auntie , she just a custo."

"Damn Unk !!! Where you been??? Last time I came around with that shit I aint hear from you in a week!!!"
Unc(k)/Auntie by ShaleHamster October 16, 2019

Ur Auntie Non-Binary 

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.
Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

twitter auntie 

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born
tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie
twitter auntie by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016