Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

Amish Website

A field plowed with an advertisement so large that it can be seen on Google Earth

Wow, checkout those crop circles! Those aren't crop circles that's just clip art for an Amish website!

by winnthrop January 18, 2011

Amish Bay Leaf

The used tampon from a virgin, Amish girl

I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!

by Rubber Tramp July 27, 2015

Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.

Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.

by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

Amish Potato Basket

Getting a BJ and taking a dump at the same time

Steve-o: hey Toby i got a Amish Potato Basket last nite from my girlfriend!

Toby: how was it?

Steve-o: Awesome!

by Jmace August 4, 2008

Anish Sauce

Noun: A brown, saucy sauce. Sometimes nacho cheese flavored, this sauce is the product of Walter Hartwell Brown, and is known to the state of Detroit to cause of autism. This brown, saucy sauce is known to be excreted from a brown, saucy person.

Adjective: The action of producing sauce.

1. Man, I might have snorted too much Anish Sauce last night, I can't remember a thing!

2. The man said "It's saucing time", then proceeded to sauce all over everyone.

by Biggie Cheese Official November 3, 2022

Amish Igloo

Where u poop in a toilet and give someone a swirly while you butt-fuck them.

Big Bubba shit in his cell and had his prison bitch smell it. Bubba flushed the toilet while his bitch was down there and butt-fucked him. Therefore giving him a prison-style Amish Igloo.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010