Alright, Ian

1) Affirmative in a mocking tone

Ruben: If Oasis is playing at the Garden, I think we should get tickets.

Tim: Alright, Ian.

by Tony the Drummer January 30, 2008

Alright bitch stfu

When you're tired of someone speaking, mostly used as a joke with friends.

-"Aye remember when-"

-Alright bitch stfu.

by geferts_ngl July 30, 2024

You Alright?

1) A common UK greeting synonymous with hello or yo. Similar to how's it goin? or what's up? Though often inflected with an upspeak, suggesting a response is required. It isn't necessarily, and if the person then wants to talk about what so-and-so said to so-and-so near the printer today. It can be downright unwanted!

2) A genuine concern for a persons well-being where a response is required. The person could be recently bereaved or long since last seen.

Context is important. If the person was seen half an hour ago and there's no reason to think they're in any distress, it's a greeting. When confronting an injured person, it requires a response.

You alright?

by jussomeguywhoknowsstuffyouknow August 21, 2024

alright

A word said to another person when you're pretending to be interested in what they're saying, whereas really you couldn't care less.

"I went to a football match for the first time in years yesterday"

"Alright"

"Yeah, it was amazing. My team scored THREE goals, they really beat the other team up!"

"Aaallllright"

"Yeah, I loved it. Definitely going to another one soon."

*no response*

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 1, 2024

nah ur alright

what u say when jonty speaks or says anything

“Hey can we go back to mine”
“nah ur alright”

by jdjshshsnzns November 26, 2022

alright bro

When someone says something and absolutely no one cares or when someone tries to say something funny but fail, but you decide to say it in a different way. Additionally, you can use a emoji like "💀" or "😐"

Ryan: that's litteraly wrong..stop spreading misinformation
Samey: alright bro 💀

by materialmaterialmmmaterial January 21, 2024

Alright calm down John

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022