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Sophisticated Alcoholic 

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."
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semi-alcoholic 

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.
"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.
semi-alcoholic by el andy July 26, 2009

in the closet alcoholic 

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out
hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

Organised alcoholic

A regular party animal who can still get to work the next day and be functional as well! The worker who drinks a lot of alcohol and can still be normal at work the day after a party.
Girl: Still alive after last night's party? You're quite the organised alcoholic.
You: Work hard, play hard!!

Gentleman Alcoholic 

A man who enjoys a good drink, without the intention of getting drunk. He's the type to drink dark liquors and a good mixed drinks. He doesn't go to parties to get drunk and is generally turned off by it. He respects himself and the drink.
Ron is such a gentleman alcoholic, he's only had one glass of brandy all night.

Classy Alcoholic 

A person who enjoys dressing for the occasion, but also loves to drink- maybe a bit too much. You'll find them at fancy parties with a glass of something constantly in their hand.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.
"Man, that Joseph is one classy alcoholic...", Derek observed the man with a mix of jealousy and disgust.

Milkman Alcoholic 

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic
Milkman Alcoholic by Gordy W. June 10, 2023